Zach

Zach is either really cute or REALLY ugly. There is no in the middle with them. If you date a zach, you better hope he is on the really cute side of the table

G1: omg did you see zach today?
G2: yeah, isnt he kinda cute?
G1: Kinda?! Babygirl u is trippin... he's fine !!

by That_girl_that_knows April 4, 2020

Zach

A Zach is a nice genuine guy. Zach is a loving person. He’s a lover not a fighter. A Zach is a person that you can go to for help. For his looks he is a sexy nice haired guy. Most Zach’s have sort brown hair and brown eyes. Zach’s have thick hair and love to have (sex). They are great kissers and love to (fuck). A Zach would be a good boyfriend to have.

“I lost my virginity” to who “Zach it was great”

by Goodvsbad October 15, 2019

zach

he is an amazing guy. Any girl will be lucky to have him. he is tall, cute, smart, funny, loyal, calm, and so much more.

i am so lucky to have a zach in my life.

by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020

Zach Harkleroad

It's a bitch, It's an asswipe, No... ITS ZACH HARKLEROAD he sucks dick and rides KTM, and has a long ass head.

Zach Harkleroad is what you call a defective human he is gay, rides KTM, listens to shit music, and will fuck your whole family tree. He even fucks his own family members (even the guys) BECAUSE HE'S GAY.

Hey, its Zach Harkleroad that piece of shit.

by Daddylongnuts234 April 15, 2019

Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.

Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.

by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021

Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono

Zach why would you cut your hair?

by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021

Zach

Zach a tall skinny boy. His personality is sweet and he’s normally a gamer. He normally wears Hey Dudes. Yes, the rumors are true. He has a horse cock.

Damn. Did you see his bulge? Zach got the fatty bro.

by ass pears June 21, 2021