Zach

Definition of a 'Zach'
A person who is so self centered that they think everyone is totally obsessed with them, when in reality we all hate Zachs. Zachs tend to be extremely fucking annoying and act like the big bad wolf when they are the fatass piggy who's dumbass thinks the wolf wont blow away their house made of straw. White Zachs will catfish you and also act like they have the rights to say the N word. No matter what you say, Zach always thinks he's right. In reality, he is wrong and should literally take a long walk off a short fucking cliff. If not, I will snipe him in the head and have my partner in crime, Gwen, will dispose of the body. For more hitman contact info, dial 555-Fuck-you-Zach- 5555.
“He’s such a Zach, omg.”
“Literally! I can’t deal with his Zach attitude
by Sad_gummybear July 08, 2021
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A person cooler and better than rhynda.
Zach is very coolio.
by zachywackylol June 06, 2022
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Snail eating whore, who likes tapping his sister
Dam that guy Zach is such a fag
by sukymyduky October 23, 2019
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wrong. delusionally, utterly, psychotically, gut-wrenchingly, cock-suckingly wrong…
i cant believe he’s being such a zach yolking on himself using a machine gun!
by bindbingowksiz July 07, 2022
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A very cracked fortnite player who has a small penis. Also Tom can't guard him.
Zach 14-0 rylan in fortnite
by Judy Got Cake September 28, 2021
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She thinks I'm a Zach
by MamaBearz November 24, 2021
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OMG he did a Zach
by lmfao00000000000000000 January 13, 2021
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