mid-year crisis

Every year in high school, the time when everything in school and life gets so overwhelming that you break down and cry.
"Four tests tomorrow and I have work 'till 12 tonight; I'm having my annual mid-year crisis"
"I'll get the tissues."
by highschoolsenior October 13, 2011
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Creamy New Years

The act of taking the most vial and disgusting hooker, getting twenty dudes to cum in her, shake a champagne bottle and letting it off in her vagina without cleaning it, then you proceed to drink the champagne from her.
Okay, we're all set! I got the champagne, now who wants a Creamy New Years?
by Slugedge January 14, 2021
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New Year’s Rizzolution

When you pick up a girl on the first of January
My friend had massive game with a girl and I said “Woah he got a New Year’s Rizzolution)
by ytayee December 24, 2022
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GRAB DICK YEAR

You can grab any boys dick
Grab dick without getting in trouble

GRAB DICK YEAR
by Grab dick year February 28, 2020
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it’s been a year daddy

something you say to your friends to annoy the fuck out of them
it’s been a year daddy, i really really miss you

just look it up on youtube, you’ll find it :)
by quandale dingle lore June 04, 2022
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a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
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12 year plan

Something a nerd does so that they can act "better" for planning out their education. Only used to brag
Friend: Hey Kate, How are you?
Kate: Great! Just was discussing my 12 year plan for college!
by Hydroflask April 23, 2016
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