Skip to main content

Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.
Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!
by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017
mugGet the Wagon Wheel Track mug.

Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.
Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.
by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023
mugGet the Scab Wagon mug.

Wagon wheel

Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events
Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!
by Dutch33 July 15, 2022
mugGet the Wagon wheel mug.

Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.
Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!
by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022
mugGet the Kinky Wagon mug.

Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
mugGet the Potato wagon mug.

wagon of cunts

a made up name for someone you hate but still funny
glenn peake is a wagon of cunts
by nipplelicker101 May 24, 2011
mugGet the wagon of cunts mug.

cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge November 6, 2011
mugGet the cripple wagon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email