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twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.
by the was May 1, 2003
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Blue Waffle

just don't even ask. google makes you scarred for life.
if you ever hear this term, rip your ears out
if your girlfriend has blue waffle blow off the wedding and RUN!
by iamkewlerthanyall April 18, 2011
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cunt waffle

someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.
"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."
by magggggie January 6, 2008
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Waffle Party

Where a group of guys get together jerking off in front of a waffle and the last person to cum on the waffle has to eat it

arrives from the word waffleritis a greek word which means FUCK ME HARD
by xxxguitarkidxxx March 31, 2009
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Cleveland Waffle

It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked
My girl wanted to do something naughty last night last night, so I gave her a Cleveland Waffle.
by BadManGabe September 14, 2019
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Co-Waffled

The act of being owned or as others say, pwned, in a video game or real life situation such as Call of Duty or a mere soccer game with friends.
Person 1: I just totally Co-Waffled that n00b
Person 2: Yeah he was totally pwned
by CodyKoolKat12 September 29, 2010
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creamy waffle

When you ejaculate into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .
I served my mom creamy waffles in bed, Christmas morning.
by Blackkmac October 13, 2016
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