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uber

1. an app for people too rich for muni

2. sufficiently better than lyft
U wanna bus home with me?
-Nah, I just ordered my uber
by iwantfoodpleasefeedme April 1, 2018
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Uber kid

Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it
by Uber kid April 23, 2017
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Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022
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Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
by MiaNotell November 5, 2020
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Urban Uber

Any Emergency Vehicle with flashing lights and a siren (Police, Fire Engine, Ambulance, EMT, etc.)
OMG! What is going on with all of the sirens?

Dunno. Lots of Urban Ubers tonight.
by Insurrexionrules! June 9, 2021
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Uber Eats

Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.
Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."
by wilnym February 11, 2022
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Uber Sass

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.
When I got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.
by Ruthozark September 28, 2017
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