super tool

Someone who exceeds the qualifications for a normal tool(see tool for tool qualifications); a person who is called a tool by OTHER tools.

"That blond hair guy is such a tool, i mean, just look at him trying to act cool with his junk car."

Guy1: "Dude, that guy is such a tool"
Guy2: (whispers to guy3 next to him) "Did that tool just call that other guy a tool??"
Guy3: (whispers back) "That other guy is obviously a super tool then"

by Noob69 May 17, 2010

Mexican tool bag

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.

Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.

by jamaaly May 6, 2011

ninja toolbox

when u go down on your lady, have a selection of items and see if you can slide them in without her realising

i did a ninja toolbox last night

by the nugget April 12, 2014

rusted tool

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.

We have a rusted tool for a president.

by ERB3 February 16, 2017

decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017

dull tool

Someone who isn't capable of understand, or isn't smart enough to understand. A person who doesn't get the current situation

"You're such a dull tool, how can you not underst and to what I'm saying?"

by Imortal_tail October 10, 2017

baked toolbox

The action of being completely wasted and operating heavy machinery

Bro, Jim is pulling a baked toolbox today with the crane

by highlightkidd37 November 29, 2018