Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.

Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..

by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024

sloppy toppy

the act of a person sucking on a cock full of cum and/or spit. also the thing that I wish I could do with my crush ;)

Martina gave Joe a sloppy toppy on the car tonight, it was so messy!

by 6ato April 24, 2024

sloppy toppy

some head that is sooooo good, that you want to get down on your knees & thank whomever created this person
.. consists of lots of sucking, slurping, double hand twists, deep throating & an excessive amount of saliva... usually running down to for backside

friend : so how was it?

me : i got that sloppy toppy
friend : you lying
me : that toppy was sooooo sloppy I literally had to go wipe my ass afterwards
friend : mmmmaaaannn

by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 12, 2024

Tippy toppy

The act of biting the tip of the dick off while during oral sex

That bitch did a tippy toppy on me last night.

by Shank0709 December 29, 2024

Woppy Toppy

When an Italian gives you head

John: Hey you’re finally back from your trip to Italy.
Jake: Yea, I met this smoking hot broad and she totally gave me some woppy toppy bro.

by LiquidDeath4 February 26, 2025

Unholy Torpedo

When you take a used tampon, (the heavier the flow or the wetter it is, the better) and use a slingshot to shoot it at people you do not like.

"Stacy called me fat, so I nailed her in the eye with the Unholy Torpedo. That'll teach the mouthy fat cunt to watch what she says to me"

by anonymous April 27, 2025

Glossy toppy

Giving head with glossy lipsticks on.

Bro last night Tiffany gave me glossy toppy in the car

by eb42kn July 22, 2025