Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.
Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
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The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.
The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.
The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.
The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.
Lauren drank too much tequila before the family reunion. She knew it was probably a bad idea since she has the sexual appetite of a dog in heat. Her sexual bucket list is extraordinarily long, but she had yet to cross off the Eiffel Tower.
As she drank more she thought, “is an Eiffel Tower even enough.” She knew it wasn’t, Before you know it she was taking 2 of her cousins home for an Alabama Eiffel Tower because mama didn’t raise no bitch.
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basically means to one up some one.
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ex: im going to join track so i can tomer this one kid i dont like.
ex: i was telling him about my work-out at the gym then he tried to tomer me by telling me about his work out.
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