Helium Tank

A term used to describe a woman who can expel air through her vagina with so much force, she's capable of blowing up a balloon by doing so, it's not recommended you pop said balloon afterwards, unless you wanna risk having the smart of a front butt fart hit your nostrils

Amy is a total helium tank, I don't know how she does it, but that broad is talented!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

skank-a-tank

An extremely slutty, very large girl who wont get the point that no one wants her and still wont stop trying to be all over every guy she can

That skank-a-tank just won't get the point

by statrad September 23, 2011

crank tank

Another form of the ubiquitous 'wank bank'
The area of your brain used for storing images that will later be used for self pleasure.

On seeing a hot girl walk by...

'thats going straight in the crank tank'

by Ollie Raison April 16, 2008

tank top

The incorrect use of the word vest. Usually incorrectly used by those people of North America (unfortunately Canada included), also known to be misused by Asian Scott's too. It's an abomination.

"Hey dude, you going to sport your tank top?"

"Nah dude, I'm going to be wearing a sick VEST!"

by @saffaza May 11, 2016

Shark Tank

The very feared gang at Bellarmine College Preparatory in San Jose, CA. It is revered by many people who walk around the school, not wanting to mess with anybody for fear of being killed. The Shark Tank gang is rivals with the Fish Bowls, a waterpolo gang.

Ohh shit, here come some Shark Tanks. Don't look them in the eyes!

by Paul February 27, 2005

skank tank

A very large and ostentatious motor vehicle given to a skank by her Sugar Daddy, this vehicle typically dwarfs the skank driving it. Skank tanks are often found parallel-parked three feet from the curb, or seen going through red lights while the skank is on her phone.

So I was all, like, "Excuse me, ****, where I'm from, it's not a skank tank, it's an Escalade, and you're an old, cheated-on ****, ****." So she shoots me! Can you believe that? You're putting her in jail now, right?

by Das Clemhaus March 1, 2009

lobster tank

Common meeting grounds for white trash. Is usually preceded by a morning spent in boxer shorts watching Nascar. After meeting at the lobster tank, a dinner of chicken fried steak is consumed over a bottle of crate wine and Sammy Kershaw albums.

"Yo Sissy, are you meeting me and Bubba at the lobster tank tonight?"

"Yeah, just as soon as I hose down the doublewide."

by fancy February 9, 2005