Smart Reads

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

by Ant Hive February 21, 2017

Sniper XP Smart

The best Windows

- I use Sniper XP Smart

by dren22 August 25, 2021

Smart bank

Apparently a smart bank doesn't pay out any money.

Did you see how smart bank didn't pay out any money? Yes, I saw that no money was paid out from smart bank.

by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023

smart eyes

Someone who has a look of intense smartness in their eyes

Damn Jillianne is definitely going to be a doctor one day I can tell by her smart eyes.

by fatcockfucksucker1012 March 16, 2023

Smart Dart

Juul, Suorin, an ecig with nicotine salts.

“Yo is that a smart dart I see? Let me get a rip” - Sophomores in the school bathroom

by ggricksmith May 25, 2018

smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists

I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.

The oils used in Smart Balance products contain low levels of naturally occurring trans fats, about 70 mcg of trans fat per serving. Some blends in this line include fish oil, while some include only vegetable-based ingredients.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023