standing goovation

Of pornograpic movies; the point in a scene, usually the end, where the male actor or actors rise to their feet and salute their female co-star for her fine sexual performance by showering her with their sticky fluid.

Ey, I was watching this film last night, she played the pink oboe so well that the entire cast gave her a standing goovation. She looked like a painters radio at the end

by Boozybloke November 22, 2016

Fuck Stand

An advanced sexual yoga position where the female is inverted while being penetrated from above. Considered an advanced technique due to the pressure on the female’s back and neck. Also known as the ‘butter churner’

‘My neck is sore cos I had a fuck stand with the neighbour and now I can nearly look sideways’

by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023

Stand up

Are you serious right now? Or you need better taste

“I really like this man!”
“Girl you need to stand up”

by anonymous September 12, 2022

The final Stand

This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.

Bro, you see that billy did the final stand last night.

by Humpdaddy August 7, 2020

standing on business

someone who stand their ground, or does what they said they’d do.

“she was standing on business.”

by burntseals December 3, 2023

Stand and Deliver

a sex position where a woman is held and pinned against a wall by the man

“bro me and tanner did the stand and deliver last night. it was great.”

by RaceCarVeterinarian August 1, 2023

farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.

It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018