pipe dreamer

A person who still hopes their pipe dreams will come true.

Jazmin is still hoping to make it in the film industry, even when all of her work sucks. What a pipe dreamer.

by jazzisafailure April 13, 2017

ass pipe

obnoxious person, stuck on themselves, always want to be first. greedy, selfish, wanting more without providing something in return

That ass pipe just pulled in front of that other car in that construction zone by speeding up, so the other driver had to slam on their brakes

by Naughty Possum June 23, 2017

Piped down

Physically pummeling your significant other with a pipe while having intercourse

"hey babe you ready to get piped down?"
"Sure but what do you mean by piped down?"
*Looks down at a slender 10ft pvc pipe

by CLEANUP ON AILE 25 August 23, 2021

Pipe Flapp'n

The loose hanging of the male genitals

"He ran across the football field bare-assed, pipe flapp'n"

"After he banged his girl, he went to get some milk, pipe flapp'n"

by Abrenoch October 30, 2007

french pipe

A sexual act combining the french kiss with a blowjob. The giver of a french pipe uses their mouth to fellate the receiver up and down the shaft on the sides without taking the penis entirely in their mouth. The act is not intended for the receiver to achieve climax , but rather to cause a extraordinaraly high state of arousal prior to either a tradional blowjob or intercourse.

Hey Johnny, what did you and Krystal get up to last night?
Oh man! She gave me a french pipe before I plowed her and it and it blew my mind.

by Drs55555 January 30, 2016

lady pipe

A auspicious object which gives the individual bountiful pleasures beyond their wildest dreams, usually located on a secret menu at high-end gatherings.

"Wow look at these pretentious people, do they not know that jam and scones isn't the only thing on the menu. Waiter! Be a good lad and fetch me a lady pipe, pronto!"

by AshGash February 21, 2017

YANG PIPE

anus, butthole, ass, behind, cornhole

"Crystal can shove those work orders up her Yang Pipe for all I care."

by Frankie Doodle Dandy May 25, 2006