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Tomtoms bigger than a buss stop

She's got tomtoms bigger than a buss stop.
by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011
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Dumber than Miss South Carolina

When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.

That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009
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Wetter than an otters pocket

What my area constantly feels like when im around jevon b.
When jevon looks at me i get wetter than an otters pocket
by Bold girl February 14, 2021
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hotter than dog shit in a skillet

That sun is making me hotter than dog shit in a skillet.
by Jason T. Durbin November 18, 2005
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When the pussy is so damn tight you cant fit your cock in that hairy shit
Man that girl last night was fucking tighter than a virgin on prom night
by Lil pump 123 March 2, 2019
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higher than a ten dick dog

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked
Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.
by ChildOfTheKoRn July 18, 2018
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Wetter than a 5gal. bucket of water

Pussy that gushes so much it feels like your dick went swimming in a 5gal. bucket of water.
Man everytime we have sex she gets wetter than a 5gal. bucket of water!
by Chasin Fantasies July 20, 2021
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