Surgical tech 

The BADASS person in the operating room that keeps the surgeon from killing you. They make sure everything needed to make the surgery run smoothly is in the room. They are the surgeon’s right hand yet they are unknown: the unsung heroes in scrubs. Sometimes they need to be a referee, carpenter, plumber, engineer, psychologist, babysitter, teacher, a hand holder, a smart ass, psychic, and a mind reader: jack of all trades, master of none.... except how to kickass and keep things running smoothly in the high stress OR.

I thought a nurse scrubbed in with the surgeon but it’s a surgical tech!

Surgical tech by Rdldance August 22, 2020

hi-tech camouflage tank 

Lost by the army because it was too camouflaged.
Appears in Plague Inc. as a news headline.

"Not again... Where did the hi-tech camouflage tank go?"

hi-tech camouflage tank by ULTRACOMFY January 5, 2021

Super Tech

When you half-ass your job just to try to get recognition but it just pissed everyone off because you're still a lazy fuck.

Who's on your shift today? I have a Super Tech, fml.
Don't worry, Jameson is a super tech.

Super Tech by EDtech May 5, 2021

Lane tech 

A place that is significantly better than Jones where crazy white mother fuckers go to run around doing whatever the seniors dropped a.k.a. meth,weed, and crack cocaine and where dope as fucking nerd kids in the ltac program go to do Xanax

Man Lane tech is so much better than Jones

Lane tech by LaneKid420 September 7, 2021

High tech 

High tech magnet school, educating prep lineal prep rejects with no money, gay prep kids, and non prep gays since the beginning of time.

Girl: that kids decent.
Girl 2: ye too bad it’s a gay high tech prep reject who couldnt make the prep bowling team 😄

High tech by Prep Man November 2, 2021

Clarke Tech 

A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":

"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"

"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **

Clarke Tech by cappie2000 March 31, 2022

dio tech tips

Professional ghoster

“Your acting like a dio tech tips!” “What?!”

dio tech tips by roka ! April 8, 2022