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oh no! our table! it's broken!

what you say when you break the table. quite the sad event innit?
*breaks table*
"oh no! our table! it's broken!"
by kepagu November 18, 2021
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talentless

In acting: Kate Bosworth.

In music: Yellowcard.

Also see talented.
Talentless actors make you go blind and talentless musicians make you go deaf.
by dref said right June 9, 2004
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billy talent

if you don't listen to billy talent like an addict its because you don't have the balls.
if you say you don't like them it's because you want to piss somebody off by dissing their music taste.
if you haven't heard them, what the hell are you doing on UB??
get out there and jammm!
non-believer/ jew-"i guess billy talent is good."
cooler kid- "MORE LIKE BILLY...BILLY MIRACLE! OH MY GIRL YOU'RE SO HOT WHEN YOU WALK YOU MELT SNOW-"
by punky chick March 19, 2009
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pool table

A mirror and straws.
"Yo, playa'. I just got an 8-ball and pool table. Call me when you get this message!"
by Ben29 August 27, 2006
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Water Table

1. A sustainable amount of water within a unit of sediment or rock.
2. A toy young kids play with, with water in it.
3. What 1-2 year old's think the toilet is.
1. The city is looking for another water supply due to the shrinking water table.
2. The kids at the daycare love playing with the water table during playtime.
3. "Hey, where's little Johnny?"
"Oh shit, check the water table."
by Asswip'e October 13, 2007
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Round Table

noun. A Drinking game

One person starts by asking "who wants to play round table?" the person asking cannot explain the rules until everyone at the table has answered yes or no.

once the players are established, the person asking tells them them that the game has everyone look at any alcohol on the table, and pass it around till it is all gone

usually played at the end of a party when there are leftover bottles of alcohol
A: Look at all these half empty bottles of tequila
B: What do you guys wanna do with it all?
C: Who wants to play Round Table?
by xMr Anonymousx February 22, 2011
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moping the table

The term coined by poker pro Usman Aslam refers to taking all of the money/chips that people may have on the table in a poker game, while making the most donkey plays. All in on 7-2 off suite pre-flop and taking pots down with nine high are donkey plays and taking all of peoples money is moping the table clean.
Tony was on fire last night, I had Aces cracked by two pairs of 8/3. He was moping the table, no one stood a chance against his big stack.
by Usman Aslam June 18, 2008
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