Stupid shopper

That person who shops online at 3 am and end up with a lot of crap and no money.

“Why did you by this?”
“Idk I’m just a stupid shopper”

by Flowegirl February 27, 2020

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smoked stupid

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.

Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.

by offya January 3, 2012

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flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

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school is stupid

it makes you dumber and makes kids depressed

school is stupid because i said

by school is depressing October 29, 2019

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Stupid-squared

As in mathematics, fucken stupid to the power of two.

Fucken stupid,

which is still a broad plane of level stupidity,
which is generally accepted, is often forgiven,

in the name of charity and goodwill.

However, dimensional stupidity, which amounts to monumental idiocy,
is the type of unadulterated idiot-actions,

which makes blood boil and walls echo with loud cussin'.

Theres also

Overheard at a bus stop in Israel:

"Eizeh idyot! Hu tembel beribua"

"What an a-hole! He's stupid-squared"

by RandomTuxJerusalem December 29, 2020

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