stinky stiffy

A hard dick that smells like road kill

That guy has one stinky stiffy

by Pat2525 August 9, 2023

Splooge Strife

When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.

In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee

I can't wait to splooge strife that native village Friday night.

by Sploogestrife October 23, 2023

Cloud Strife

Slut

Cloud Strife is so slutty

by FruitEnjoyer March 10, 2024

Lil' Stiffonies

noun: when your nipples are extremely stiff and/or frostbitten in the cold weather

"Some bastard thought it would be funny to twist a horse's lil' stiffonies at the petting zoo!"

by GrapeTamponSurvives December 23, 2024

pencil stiffy

A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil

Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025

gettin' a stiff

Geting a boner.

Dude, I know this hot girl, when I see her, I'm always gettin' a stiff!

by peepeeweeweee January 29, 2009

Biff the Stiff

The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.

Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!

by Souperman1234 September 4, 2010