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Steven

A Steven can come in many different forms with the most popular being the one of the human denomination. It is usually in a meat format with a small bone structure better known as, skinny runt. A Steven will sometimes try to make jokes about certain subjects which would then fail resulting in everyone else calling it, a bastard.

The most popular known species of Steven to the human eye is one with a tiny penis, almost vagina like. They occur all over the world and are to be avoided at all costs due to the terrible smell of their breath and ability to put your penis in your mouth in a matter of seconds, without you realizing.
"Hey look there is a Steven!"

"Shit man, don't go near that hideous creature"
by MasifWilly October 11, 2011
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Steven Colbert

Absolutely nothing. How absolute morons spell "Stephen Colbert" when taking the time to write out an definition for the guy on this website without bothering to check for one second to see if they got the name right. (See also: "Jon Stuart")
"lols i luv steven colbert he is so funny!!!!"
"Get cancer."
by will farell lol September 6, 2007
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Steven

A naive yet well meaning guy. He has cartoonish eyes and a goofy personality. Sometimes you wonder what goes on in that cranium of his. He's sweet and liable to call you gag-worthy pet names.
Me: Steven called me "Cutie-Pie" today *gags*
Friend:Aw, but he's a sweet guy
by emptybrown3yes October 22, 2013
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Steven

A 12-16 year old douche bag on youtube.
Wow, that kid is such a Steven.
by alextegart1999 May 24, 2016
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stevenson

When a man takes a walk late at night(likely to be park), and pulls down his pants and just randomly starts jacking off. After a while when he is clost to finish, he calls a guy named Steven and he comes to the park expected to find candy....but he finds his mouth full of cum.
Man, I stevensoned Steven Elder last night at the park and it was awesomely cool
by Stevenson Olo January 11, 2008
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Steven

Some retard known to have 46-48 teeth. Sometimes bites. Likes gay shit and smells bad. Sometimes swallows dick
"Steven don't bite me"
"420 Blaze it n00bscope faze weed
by José Hernandeez July 3, 2016
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Steven

He likes to look at boobies.And he is fat.
Steven you should look at your own boobies.
by Steven is a faggot June 13, 2016
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