Spite monkey mentality

Regular teenage behavior

Not getting along with your family is considered spite monkey mentality.

by Threescore August 26, 2016

Spread

A very powerful drug, created by a teenager when he couldnt find any weed. You take a classic asid tablet, crush it up and put it in a small amount of Zquil. Take that mixture and add 5 crushed up Tylenol. Freeze it in an icecube tray. Suck on ice to be fucked up.

Yo come over i just finished a batch of spread, lets get fucked.

by Angela Roweman September 13, 2016

spotefying

To poop in your own mouth

LOOK AT THEM NIGGERS spotefying

by OTTO FLICK December 4, 2016

Spreadshot

SPREADSHOT
(adjective)

1. Fatigue due to use of spreadsheets.

“I spent all day trying to crunch these numbers and now I am spreadshot.”

by joannasaurusrex August 10, 2017

spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017

Spreadache

A minor headache or fuzziness of vision caused by spending too much time working on an Excel spreadsheet.

I just spent two hours working on that spreadsheet and it’s given me a bit of a spreadache.

by P & C Holdings Samui Ltd November 9, 2017

spread the icing

To spread cum or semen (icing) onto someone's ass (cake)

"You know Dayona?" "Yeah, did you spread the icing on the cake ?" "You know I did"

by 😄 Bangtan trash 😄 December 21, 2017