Tactical spoon

He is a tactical spoon, used in ww2

. If you throw you becum very susi

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Tactical spoon

by Arnelio zodynelis February 2, 2022

rent'em spoon

An idea that is not logical, feasible or legal.

Your plan to fight Mike Tyson is a rent'em spoon idea

by theeultimateone November 6, 2020

magic spoons

slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.

Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!

by jdawd March 9, 2009

forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.

Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.

by carLito picante January 22, 2014

full spoon

A full spoon is the ultimate cuddle position. Which where you preform the standard spoon with one person laying down in front of the other person, and you hug the person in front of you. To achieve the full spoon the rear person has one arm underneath the front person and the other on top holding both hands . Then with your feet you put the on top of each other. This completes the full connect and makes a full spoon

I can't wait till my girlfriend comes over tonight. I love to full spoon her.
You don't know what your missing, I sleep the best when I full spoon

by Bombinbb April 15, 2016

Elevator Spooning

When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.

Man that old guy was really close to you, its like he wanted to start elevator spooning.

by Kbrock723 March 4, 2013

jelly spooning

When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.

Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.

by DesC87 November 17, 2014