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Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.
Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?
by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016
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warm sock

A sock that was recently cam in.
Bro that is my warm sock
by Max well 1234567 August 27, 2017
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Nike socks

A sock that you use to cum in
Max:my Nike socks was Gooey
DJ:did you cum in your sock again
by Jsfkhkxmckbke April 9, 2021
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Work Sock

When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.

Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".

Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
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cum sock

billy hit his cum sock under his bed after jerking off in it
by dwatts November 17, 2021
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Night Sock

A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.
I'm so horny, I should probably wear a night sock tonight.
by Maxatax1029 June 6, 2015
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Butter sock

Icarly’s Sam uses the butter sock as a weapon is the program and is seen in many episodes including in the spin off show Sam and cat
In the one direction episode
Sam: “I’m getting the butter sock”
Liam: “is that a sock?”
Louis: “full of buttah”
by Peanut :) May 28, 2020
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