Smart enough to be dumb

Setbd for short. Is when you think you're right or think you know better or too good in your own sense to realize something is wrong, false, unrealistic, bad, negative, or simply unpleasant in the grand scheme of things.

Sending yourself down a path of regret, shame, denial and untruths.

"1.Dude all I have to do is run up the wall"

2. "You can't do that"

1. "Yea I can."

2. "You never did a flip in your life. You can't just do something without learning how to or practicing*

1. " it's easy"

3. "He's just being smart enough to be dumb, let him hurt himself and do what he wants. He'll learn"

by King Nimai May 9, 2018

Smart ass

An abnormally intelligent asshole

"You have quite a smart ass there!"

"That's a smart ass."

by Donttuchmywizardstaff June 27, 2025

Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020

Smart

Someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studies for the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow.

Adult: "What a smart and gifted child you are!"
Child: "Uhh, sure... Thanks!" 😅

by KurayamiDragon November 24, 2024

Smart-on

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.

Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS

by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013

If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024