Tampa Shocker

When a man sits on a vibrator with his mouth open and his significant other is bent over in front of him and proceeds to poop in his mouth

Did you hear about Paul getting the Tampa Shocker

by thrustgod December 14, 2020

Silly slacker

Something your aunt will call you

If you ask for fried pickles she will call you a “silly slacker”

by Striker8742 October 31, 2021

The Shocker

Two in the pink and one in the stink
Aka two fingers in a vagina and your pinky in her butt

"You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker, yeah"
-Steel Panther

by Strxbxrry007 November 5, 2021

Cleveland Shocker

When you are giving a girl a shocker and she yells, I gotta shit, and blows massive diarrhea all over your chest, face and mouth

Man, why are you covered in shit? I gave that girl a Cleveland Shocker.
Ohh

by Fyshisback January 29, 2022

City Slicker

Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.

Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!

by Guyfromtotaldrama December 17, 2021

Lithuanian Shocker

The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )

We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!

by RobotScientist June 27, 2022

Speedy Slicker

You do a couple huge lines of crystal and as your sineses start to run then
start eating pussy or ass, letting the crystal infused snot and saliva flow into the aforementioned hole.

n. I gave her a speedy slicker before we fucked.
v. I speedy slickered her until she came

by dani2nite December 28, 2022