Simon

A tall boyo with blond hair

Person A: "Hey hows that?"
Person B: "oh! Him? That's Simon!"

by YeetnDelet December 5, 2019

Simon Tall

Human god, fittest man you ever going to meet , great at teaching, most calm person ever be like Simon Tall

I wish I was like Simon Tall

by Talls Minion December 11, 2019

Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.

Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better

by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019

Siministic

Straight guys who are low key into men

Man my homeboys being siministic i knew he was low key gay

by Fogle.Ethan December 13, 2019

Simon

A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon

"hello Simon how are you"

"HEROW DHERRE HOOWARE OU"

by big boy676 December 19, 2019

Simone Charlton

A ginger little bitch that thinks she can get with anyone

Stop being Simone Charlton hew

by Aiddogggggg January 29, 2020

Simon

Not yes, or no, in the middle, like diagonal

I don’t know... this food is pretty Simon to me.

by Mariana y Martín February 11, 2020