Sammo

Brown guy with a monster cock W mans love MEERA and eats curry all day i love him

Sammo is the best

by OOGA BOOGA NIGA December 18, 2023

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

Sammantha

Such a sweat person best and has the best possibility to become your wife 100/100 possibility of becoming your wife if she is your girlfriend ofc

Have you heard that sammantha is dating robert?

by @da_mint- December 21, 2023

Salmon

Its a type of fish with loads of omega 3 content

Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but i prefer salmon

by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024

Samson

Biblical series! It's the thing! It's time for the thing! The thing I was doing from before. The Biblical series.

God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."

Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"

Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*

Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"

God "Yeah! Right!?"

Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"

God "I made a deal."

Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"

God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."

Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."

God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" 🤔

Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"

God "Donkey jaw."

Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"

God "Yup."

Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"

God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."

Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"

God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."

Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."

God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."

Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."

God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2024

saymon

saymon is a name for a wonderful, inspirational person. Saymon is kind but lets the world treat him as if he’s not. Saymon deserves the world, all he has to do is take it.

“You see that guy over there? he’s awesome”
“yeah, that’s Saymon!”

by passthejudgement November 22, 2023

Saymon

A name for a man with so much kindness in his heart. He deserves the world, he just has to take it. Everyone he meets is inspired by him and his undoubtedly amazing love and energy he carry’s around him.

“wow that guy is so amazing and inspiring”
“yeah, he must be a Saymon”

by anonymous November 22, 2023