Rule 695724369 

Everything is sexual.
Everything.

Guy 1: Dude not everything can be sexual.
Guy 2: Rule 695724369.
Guy 1: Food.
Guy 2: Sexual.
Guy 1: Bikes.
Guy 2: Sexual.
ETC...

Rule 695724369 by Johnny United September 3, 2010

rule of ones

A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all. From Homestarrunner

That six pack has been in your car all day. Don't you understand the rule of ones man? Don't drink that shit.

rule of ones by dr o z January 11, 2005

Rule 140 

Rule 140: Nobody reads Twitter feeds.

Hipster: Hey, my dog’s stuffed pet’s ear has a Twitter feed!
Other people: Rule 140! Nobody cares!

Rule 140 by BAReF00t January 22, 2010

Rule 592

When citing an internet rule to someone unfamiliar with the internet, a correct number is unnecessary.

Male 1: So I was watching this anime-

Male 2: Dude, Rule 34.

Male 1: Huh? Wasn't that the one with the porn?

Male 2: Pff, Rule 592.

Rule 592 by Schlockthropus July 10, 2011

Rule 34 

A rule stating that if a thing exists, there is pornography of that thing.

In other words, Proof that your childhood is not sacred.

"Rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it"

Cases in point:

Super Hornio Bros
SpongeKnob SquareNuts
E3 The Extra Testicle
The Da Vinci Load
Forrest Hump
Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Eternal Cumshine of the Topless Mind (okay I just made that one up but you get the idea)

Rule 34 by heyitscarly28 July 8, 2015

Rule 10

Any person that one thinks is interested in them, is not.

"Hmmm, I think she likes me. Oh, Rule 10..."

Rule 10 by bugmore November 22, 2013

Rule 44 

If something exist, then someone has kinned it.

Person A: oh man, a Thomas the train engine kin blog just followed me.
Person B: eh rule 44 man, just block 'em.

Rule 44 by lolliepops_rox May 16, 2018