Gungle Rod

Guy: My dog just nibbled at my pants and ran away for no reason at all. He is such a Gungle Rod.
by "Lemonade" cat May 31, 2023
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Rod Wiles

A dumpy racist turd that eats more red meat than a grizzly and hibernates on the toilet.
Jimmy, listen to that fat racist slob over there. Yeah, I saw him shit a tree stump. Wow he is a real Rod Wiles.
by Cheese dunker August 18, 2020
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Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.
I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.
by January 11, 2023
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Rod Haul

When your friend and you are expressive, "👺" .
"Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"

"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."

That would be a Rod Haul.
by Chaffeyinabrook April 09, 2024
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Butter rod

Synonym for Shmule bar, ac ventilator, ripper; Vape
Marcus my mitts are quaking slide me the butter rod
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Spun Rod

Noun. A person who is spun out on meth.
All his teeth are gone. He looks like a total spun rod.
by Youtrippin_2 October 30, 2021
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Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
by TSJM October 29, 2021
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