the nick roberts

The act of being balls deep inside of a Zoo animal while it screams in pain.

Last night at the Zoo me and My uncle stan performed the nick roberts on a sea lion.

by Cocobeans81 March 13, 2015

Robert Britton

A bald man.This emasculate human being can rock any cut known. He is also a 5 start recruit to The Tennessee university.

I need me some Robert Britton

by Longsholongdonkeykong March 17, 2021

Robert D

A gay guy, hes amazing. Hes the most amazing person on earth. Hes nice to most people. Hes really good at giving head and he loves it. Hes just a magical thing to have around.

“Wow, Robert D is so amazing! Hes also so good at head.” ;)

by That one Hoey Hoe September 7, 2018

dirty robert

A tall large person that drives a black jeep grand cherroke.

I know a dirty robert.

by brewer May 3, 2005

robert day

Self centered, asshole who believes he is a lady's man but in reality is just a loser. Believes he is a gift from god but is instead just a typical old douche bag.

Why would anybody want to be robert day?

by Hkdjfidm91 August 17, 2017

Robert Pattinson

Sexysexyyy man,best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight and Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He has also been in lots of other films:
Little Ashes
Vanity Fair
The Haunted Airman
The Bad Mother Handbook
How To Be
The SummerHouse
He is the most perfect singer, musician, actor ever.
But unfortunately, he belongs to Amy Patter* and Sally Tiger*, who are completelyyyyy obssessed with him (and are proud of it!) :D
> So no other girls (or boys, if you like) can have him :)
Sorry guys :)
**not real names, made - up names used.

oh, he's so sexy"
"Just like Robert Pattinson!"

by PrettyFace May 17, 2009

Robert Pattinson

The best thing to happen to Hollywood since .... well, ever.

Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young Hollywood should be ... and sadly is not.

Robert Pattinson is brilliant and amazing. End of story.

by popculturejunkie October 23, 2011