pocket monster

A suggested or reduced version of another, well-known or infamous; one whose actions or behavior suggests a reference to another person; to be combined with the completing reference; derogatory. (NOTE: some individuals, i.e. Linda Hunt, cannot be pocket monsters, as they already are; redundant).

The flight attendant went through the cabin barking out orders and smashing trays about, turning into a pocket-monster Kathy Bates from MISERY at 30,000.

by Guillermo April 1, 2004

Pocket Thunder

Viagra or blue diamonds

Hey, Where can a brotha score some pocket thunder. His special lady Barret is coming tonight.

by Barret L December 31, 2007

pocket penetrator

when a woman rubs her arm all up in you nut sack and penis area

guy:did u just see that
guy2:no
guy:she totally just pocket penetrator me

by etard 4567 April 28, 2009

Pocket Cam

When you place a recording cell phone in your pocket(or any other device that records), and record.

Me: Check out my pocket cam
Ashley: Why are you recording on your pocket cam
Me: So I can do some sweet ass spying

by F_MY_LIFE_Forever May 19, 2010

pocket bagel

When your partner jerks you off with a bagel and uses the "cream cheese" as a topping.

Bro you have to get your girl to have a pocket bagel, they're full of protein!

by HumbleAries331 May 3, 2018

pocket princess

A woman who is in love with your wallet instead of your personality. She is constantly going for the money in your pocket and will not stop until she spends it all. Afterwards, she dumps you and moves on faster than you move in bed.

Guy 1: “Fuck! Sam broke up with me when I told her that I couldn’t afford a $500 dollar necklace!”
Guy 2: “What a pocket princess!”

by Worm in that basshole May 14, 2018

Pocket Rocket

Penis

“Aye bro I host lost my pocket rocket”
“That’s sucks”

by felix ahahhahahahhaha December 11, 2019