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Bitch Please

origanally created and spoken by Christopher Crocker(complete homosexual, who wishes they were a girl). When a bitch is in your face you gently say bitch please. If the bitch does not leave then you take it to the next level by by saying ''for your own good bitch please.'' If the bitch still does not leave you yell BITCH PLEASE!
Shanaynay: I stole your man!

Laquisha: Ugh bitch please

Shanaynay: yeah

Laquisha: BITCH IMA SHANK YO NIGGA ASS! FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD BITCH PLEASE!
by Dominque James Turner October 27, 2010
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Pleased by a Packer

...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.
Oh, no. You don't want to go there, man. She's pleased by a packer.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
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please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.
While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"
by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010
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pleadership

A leader that can't seem to make a decision until he asks everyone's opinion.
Obama exhibited great pleadership in his Syrian speech
by deathcache September 23, 2013
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Please

Created by Bec Mcewan

Used as a sarcastic remark or an alternative to say shut up or stop talking, or to express disagreement
Example 1) "Riz doesn't have a big ego, and she isn't the most annoying person on the planet". .... Oh please

Example 2) "Riz is original and only uses her own sayings/ words" "oh please"

Example 3) when someone fails to call you a princess during sushi roll "oh please"
by Mcewanb11 June 10, 2016
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Skeeza Pleasa

An Act in which a person or persons sexually pleases a ho, slut, or skanky ass bitch
Dude last night you took a dump on our boys ho, yous a real skeeza pleasa son!
by Band-Aid, Tag Team January 24, 2011
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