Phillip Zimbardo

A psychologist famous for the Stanford Prison Experiment who played the Master on Doctor Who during the Tom Baker years.

John Simm is pretty good but he's not as scary as Phillip Zimbardo.

by Quiz Gnome July 26, 2010

Phillipino Palm Tree

When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree

Jake gave me my first Phillipino palm tree and I'll be using ointment for a month!

by tyrel1 November 4, 2010

phillip schofield

When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.

Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight

by Phillip Schofield October 26, 2013

muppet-philiac

A person with an obsession for the muppets and muppet merchandise. Such a person will usually procure a strong collection of muppets and be especially fond of functional muppets. Generally, muppet-philiacs prefer Kermit and harbor a secret crush on Miss Piggy. Muppet-philiacs live on their wits and by doing so are semi-successful in obtaining autographs and/or tickets to muppet-centric events without spending money, although they will resort to such measures if need be. Muppet-philiacs have a hard time grasping the fictitious nature of the muppet characters, especially in their childhood, and will often imbue said characters with a life of their own. There is some cross-over with muppet-philiacs and sesame street fans or with any other Jim Henson shows/films. Muppet-philiacs are of two breeds: Closet muppet-philiacs and regular muppet-philiacs (the latter often being pedophilles as well). Muppet-philiacs usually never shed their fixation, and if he/she does he/she should be considered a very fortunate individual.

You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.

Steve is a muppet-philiac, he makes his wife role-play as Miss Piggy.

by gelatinous g-man March 25, 2009

mark phillips

The baddest mother fucker to ever walk the earth. 5 pounds of dick 10 pounds of balls and hair on every square inch. Like some kind of badass miniature bigfoot.

Better watch out for that Mark Phillips mother fucker, he's a bad dude.

by THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH July 15, 2018

Philipino Roulette

Five guys sit at a table with no pants on and the table has a long table cloth there is a philipino girl under neath the table she procedes to give ever one blow jobs you are elemenated once you make a face last one left wins.

That was an intence game of philipino roulette

by Robo-Serb August 18, 2004

Kieran Phillips

A hairy german pornstar who especially likes watching men get sweaty in the gym.

Oh my god spank his hairy ass in the gym oh hell yeah

by billy besler May 7, 2003