phantom beef

Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.

Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.

Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.

by The phantom dangler July 21, 2016

Phantom Fuck

Referring to post-coitus reverberation or throbbing of the vaginal walls. Causing arousal without physical touch.

*after sex*
Wow, it’s like you’re phantom fucking me!

by Lola & Bandit April 10, 2019

Phantom Vibration

When you think you feel your phone vibrate, but its just your imagination.

"Hey i think ur phone just vibrated"

*checks phone* "Naw, just a Phantom Vibration"

by CookiesAreNummy February 10, 2012

phantom punch

being so drunk in a fight that you swing, and hit nothing but air.

Last night tony starting throwing phantom punches kuz he was to drunk to fight.

by Thomas P. Kight February 14, 2008

phantom forces script

all phantom forces script sucks

phantom forces script lags your fucking game

by Haeden_Videos December 4, 2020

phantom of the alleyway

a game played by fuktarded teenagers usually Boys on sleep overs were they hide in alley ways at 12 o'clock at night and when someone walks past they run and scream or make homo ghost noises. They usually get bashed because the only ones that would be going through alley ways at that time are drunks coming home from the pub.

gay teen 1: ohhhhh
gay teen 2: urghhhh
gay teen 3: whooo run im the phantom of the alleyway
drunk: if i get my hands on you ill break your friggen kneck stupid fags

by hayden 669 October 5, 2006

phantom

a girl with no ass wearing tight-fitting clothing to give the illusion of booty

me: 'damn that girl's got ass yo!'

baz: 'nah man, i'm gonna call that out as phantom! it looks like booty cos she's wearing a tight skirt but that shits gonna disappear in a pair of jeans yo!'

by thicklover October 24, 2012