passenging

Being a passenger in another's car or a carpool.

1. Hey! Are you driving to LA?
2. No, I'm passenging.

by JohnShier February 28, 2008

Pashminga

A pashmina that has been worn for a very long time reducing it to a stained, filthy rag. A 'minging' pashmina.

"Nice scarf"
"Actually it's my pashminga. See the gravy stains..."

by Salmon Jelly May 25, 2008

paschke

To furiously text everyone in your address book until you secure a hookup. (From the Polish word for a pastry full of cream.)

She was paschkeing so hard that she didn't hear a word I said. When some random dude showed up for a "date" five minutes later, I was happy to see her go.

I was horny so I thought I'd paschke 'till I scored.

by Mike D. in Ann Arbor May 6, 2011

back passage

Noun. The rectum. {Informal}

"Grief, Bob! Last night me an' the boys got so drunk I woke up with a toy car stuck up the back passage!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

Violent Passion Surrogate

The inflammatory allegations and viewpoints offered by pundits in the Mainstream Media, calculated to make people feel righteously indignant, angry, and/or fearful.

V.P.S. is great for keeping people divided over pointless issues and bogged down by a never-ending ending stream of misinformation and biased interpretations which exist only within a truncated frame of reference.
Letting yourself be moved by V.P.S., and especially holding it as sound knowledge is anathema to intelligence and progress as it only causes fragmentation and feelings of intellectual and moral superiority.

Etymology: Taken from Aldous Huxley's book, "Brave New World." In that book's planned perfect society, people need a monthly dose of a concoction called V.P.S. to expose their body to all of the violent emotions which their perfect society does not elicit. It is touted having "all of the tonic effects of killing Desdemona and being killed by Othello," and is essential for bodily health.

Example 1
News Junkie: "That fuckin Bill O'Reilly; how can anyone be so stupid and ignorant?"

Rational Thinker: "Relax, He's paid to be inflammatory and administer your Violent Passion Surrogate."

Example 2
Reactionary: "Goddamn Obama is gonna take away my guns and turn this into a socialist country!"
Rational Thinker: "Relax dude, if they're talking about it on the news it's probably not an important issue but a distraction from real goings-on. It's just some Violent Passion Surroagte to keep you from thinking clearly.

by dreguan May 15, 2013

ghost of the past

Horrific event that is wished to be rid of, or person that did a horrible act towards you

I wanted to get rid of the ghost of the past, my little goat dying

The ghost of my past injured my sister

by DJAL April 19, 2014

Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS)

One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.

person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.

person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...

person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!

by raesayhey November 17, 2009