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Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
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Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.
Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.
by snake plisskent June 2, 2020
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cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.
Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
by Saxon101 June 14, 2020
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Temporal paradox

A temporal paradox, time paradox, or time travel paradox is a paradox, an apparent contradiction, or logical contradiction associated with the idea of time and time travel. In physics, temporal paradoxes fall into two broad groups: consistency paradoxes exemplified by the grandfather paradox; and causal loops."
"A temporal paradox, time paradox, or time travel paradox is a paradox, an apparent contradiction, or logical contradiction associated with the idea of time and time travel. In physics, temporal paradoxes fall into two broad groups: consistency paradoxes exemplified by the grandfather paradox; and causal loops."
by shadow trooper 28 November 2, 2020
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intellectual paradox

An intellectual paradox is the phenomenon whereby professionals and academics acknowledge a concept, practice it, write about it, and promote its relevance individually but as a collective lack a consensus on exactly what it is.
by Master3x January 7, 2021
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infinite paradox

are you reading this? maybe it depends if there's editors, maybe if you never heard of a paradox you've never come here, but what about me? it all started with no u because I'm reading this is meaning that i am in the future, but its the present, and the few milliseconds that have passed are now the past, but how are we supposed to know what time is past, future, or present, times always moving, so there's no present but when the president won the past 5 years he made the world bad, but what if he hadeint win? would we still have covid? that's a good question but by reading this you've had info on what its like to be in an infinite paradox, because you are in one life's an infinite paradox because even if humans died off, the very existence of what we call life still moves, even if everything in the existence of everything's gone, it still moves, are you reading this? because you'd never know i I've never came here, its not going to end like a book, becuse you are reading everything you see are you reading?
infinite paradox is life its self are you reading?
by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021
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Illways paradox

The paradox takes place when a self destructive personality takes a tab of acid hoping for a bad trip. The bad trip doesn’t take place and the user is left disappointed. By definition making the trip a bad trip but also not.

Can be used to avoid a bad trip, don’t recommend risking it.
“What did you get up to on the weekend?”

“Took a tab of acid hoping to trip balls and believe I’m a giant orange that everyone on earth wants to peel but it didn’t happen so I’m pissed”

“Bro is that like some mad paradox or something?”

“Idk man let’s call it illways paradox”
by Illway February 19, 2021
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