P-LALED

an action taken by or towards a person that results in an epic fail beyond measurement. Especially if that person is asian. Also see: V-Wanged

"I just failed my french test"
"Haha P-LALED"

by loliturd April 22, 2009

S&p

Stick and poke

How many s&p do you have

Only 3

by Lylahyinyangutube January 5, 2019

P-man

The male reproductive organ.

Really? At Thanksgiving dinner? Put your p-man away!

by YaBoiQew December 26, 2017

danny p

A danny p is usually a cum filled ornament that one shoves up another persons anal canal or gives to a relative as a gift (Birthday, wedding, funeral etc)

Oh shit Jamal, I seem to have forgotten to bring the danny p for grandma. She'll go tits.

by Ramonial crumb July 29, 2017

P Monkey

P Monkey.

Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.

"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"

by Charles Chap February 26, 2010

p-clipped

individually pull out someones gooch hairs with a tweezers

dude shut the hell up before you get p-clipped

by nick lasalle September 30, 2006

p-dogging

This is when an individual, typically male, thinks they have a chance with another individual, typically female, so he follows her around like a lost puppy dog thinking that he will get some, when in fact he is merely cock blocking another individual from getting any.

Man, I've been trying to get some from ol girl but that dude has been p-dogging her all damn day.

by andrew972 February 11, 2008