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Horn Dog

A man or woman who check out people who aren't attractive. Likes checking out small boobs and flat asses.
Sam: Oh my god look at Julia's ass
Andrew: Yo that chick ain't even hot.
Sam: She has an ass
Andrew: No she doesn't
John: She doesn't, Sam.
Andrew: Dude you're such a horn dog.
by Musicgod14 December 15, 2013
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Adam Van Horn

Adam Van Horn is a name given to only the most handsome and muscular men out there. Adam Van Horn embodies the essence of masculinity and absolutely loves rock. He has a ton of wit, but uses it to annoy the fire out of people, for the sole purpose of fueling his sadistic sense of fun. Adam Van Horn is the perfect example of someone who tries their best to be a fantastic father, and he succeeded. Adam Van Horn is overall around a 8.5/10 human and a fantastic husband and father.
Girl 1: Adam Van Horn is such a stud

Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him

Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022
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Trucker Horn

A Trucker Horn is The act of pulling on the balls twice during a blowjob causing the receiver to shout in pain mimicking the sound of a semi truck horn
Sally gave me a Trucker Horn last night and im still sore
by captain derp February 24, 2024
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Horn

You just got horned

Peter is so horn

Johnny has seriously horned that up
by Hornbuster6000 November 15, 2022
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The horn-ya studio

A group containing people without morals
A : is he from grub the horn-ya studio
B : I think so
A : It's no wonder he's having a nipple crisis
by OwlDontSleep December 8, 2023
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Finger horn

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.
Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn
by Spenny for real May 13, 2012
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Rounding the Horn

The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.
... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020
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