Spall Bag

Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.

*One office collogue to another*
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a

by Big Black Jack 77 June 9, 2023

catz'n a bag

A visual description of what it looks like when you stare at a girl's ass who is running that had one too many bacon double cheeseburgers.

"Hey, did you see the girl with the jacked up face on the treadmill?" - said Sam
"Yeah, talk about catz'n a bag!" - replied Richard
"You're an idiot - cried Sam

by Richard Wad February 25, 2009

Bag of shells

When something is beyond easy

Making toast? Thats a bag of shells.

by Dhpickle April 18, 2018

Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.

Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.

by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015

Didi bag

Army slang. A small bag containing essential items you may need if you have to leave (flee) in a hurry. From the Vietnamese “di” meaning “to go”.

"Grab your didi bag and let's get the hell outa' here!

by GCGT papa smurf November 2, 2009

Bag Bandit

A woman who requests a ride to some place and when the driver agrees she suddenly gets 4 or 5 bags of “her” stuff (stolen probably) to take with her

“Yes, as soon As I drop this Bag Bandit off I will have more room in the car!.”

by Justin-Judd-Texas November 1, 2022

bag getter

Person who "Secures the bag" or rather "Accomplishes their goals/acquire money".

Fuck you jit, I'm a bag getter.

by critiqueG59 May 27, 2020