jesus gun

jesus gun

jesus gun
1 jee-zuhs, -zuhz guhn noun, verb, gunned, gun·ning.
noun
1.
a weapon consisting of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive so powerful that it could kill any religious icon or god(s).
2.
a long-barreled cannon having a relatively flat trajectory and deity killing capability.
Damn that mtz, he pieced out our entire squad with that big bad jesus gun......again.
by mtz81 September 06, 2011
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Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.
Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!
by Ruby-Slippers March 15, 2016
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Jesus On Fiverr

Jesus is an internet celebrity who you can hire to say any thing you want on the website Fiverr. He will dress ina jesus costume and say your message. Many YouTubers (such as Pewdiepie, and JackSucksAtLife) have hired him.
You should make Jesus On Fiverr say it.
by PickleRickle123 August 31, 2018
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jesus pod

Apple's 16Gig iPod Touch, one of the most hyped and sought after iPods to date. It is often mistaken for the Jesus Phone.
"Is that the Jesus Phone? No it's the Jesus Pod."
by Kiyotaka September 26, 2007
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Jesus Shit

When you take a shit that is wet enough that it easily slides out your ass but hard enough that it leaves no residue, so the person doesn't have to wipe their ass.
"Jesus shits are hard to get" said James.
by me1342 June 29, 2006
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straight for Jesus

A very Christian man that has chosen to ignore his natural instincts and try to make a life with a female because of his belief that homosexuality is wrong.
Scott is straight for Jesus. He clearly is gay and checks me out all the time.
by Christopher J. Smith August 26, 2007
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slim jesus

how to be slim jesus
>be white
>watch Straight out of Compton
>capture mexican kid
>make drill rap
by lolitsalex October 29, 2015
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