A Senile old fart who likes to kiss little boys on the mouth and likes his sister and thinks hes his own husband and says malarkey to everything
Joe biden is a pedophile and onces kissed my 3 year old sister on her lips and almost made out with her but i pulled her away before the senile old fart could.
by anonymous June 20, 2021

by El Wappo. June 19, 2021

A senile old man who fenagled himself into running the entire U.S. by essentially promising to fix everything with the wave of a magic wand and that, "orange man racist, orange man bad" (in case you're brain is filled with as many holes as a fine swiss cheese, that's not an actual Biden quote) and is in a running gun battle with his teleprompter.
"Dude did you see Joe Biden's fight with the teleprompter today?"
"Yeah it looks like the teleprompter won. In fact, the teleprompter beat this old fuck like a drum."
"Yeah it looks like the teleprompter won. In fact, the teleprompter beat this old fuck like a drum."
by Ahumanbeingonplannetearth July 12, 2021

by Ebekaksns June 19, 2022

The oldest president ever. He has been through various government positions. He hit his biggest position in 2008, when he was elected vice-president under Barak Obama. He was then elected president in 2020, with his vice-president of Kamala Harris. He has brought America through COVID-19, BLM riots that caused a ton of money in damages, and has now started getting us involved with Russia. Under Joe Biden, we are supporting Ukraine, and is flirting with the idea of stopping the use of Russian oil in America. He has been showing various signs of mental illness. He will next cause the downfall of America, and will get us into war. Fuck Joe Biden. Let's go Brandon.
by Brandon Montoya from Zion March 11, 2022

Complete puppet ran by his nut job companions. He thinks his name is Brandon and has no idea where he is half the time. He can barely say a complete sentence. He blames other people for the shit done to our country. And yet dumb asses still voted this bitch in. Y’all owe me gas money.
by Speakin_thetruth April 23, 2022

Also known as sleepy joe A president of the united states with dhimenshia who sniffs girls hair more harder then his son sniffs coke and who called kyle rittounhouse a white supremacists even tho he shot 3 white guys in self defense he could be seen in the white house licking kamala harris feet while eating ice cream and traping military solders in jihad territory in afghanistan while at the same time rasing inflation and gas prcies
by Sexnegro69 November 24, 2021
