Moist parakeet

When a women is laying on her back sqauking like a parakeet and squirting on the male genitals.

Oh boy that girl Gabby sure was wild she was a moist parakeet.

by Cooperator November 9, 2018

the moist towelette

A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.

Bobby: Hey Lance

Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.

Bobby: What???

Lance: The moist towelette......

by WordGod99 January 2, 2015

moist

to be so horny that your dick squirts every time you move or when your very hard and a girl touches your stick

when sara asked me if i wanted head i got moist

by kk November 8, 2002

Moises

He is baby jesus he can split you in half . He has a microscopic pp. HE is trash on fortnite

Moises has a small penis

by youngdagerdict November 27, 2018

moist niblo

the art of exciting an animal to a point of sexual pleasure, by talking to the animal about what you are proposing to do with your knee.

liam: thats the last time i trust you with benjy, when i got him back he drenched the sofa.
tom: im sorry liam, i just couldnt help it.

by el pap December 14, 2003

moisted

A person with particular traits of bitchiness idiocy and extreme lack of ability to think logically or rationally at any time. See "grundle".

ON THE PHONE

"Yo where are you?"
"At the pub, you coming out?"
"Naa, I'll speak to you tomorrow."
"When did you get so moisted?"

by hnri November 3, 2014

Moist Towelette

Synonym for idiot, moron

Your such a fucking moist towelette

by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017