crap mongol

A name used with the soul purpose of completely shoring on ones reputation

Scott Smallz is such a fucking crap mongol

by Crap Mongoled July 30, 2016

Pre-modge

The act of having a flick aka buffer flicking while finding a suitable channing Tatum picture to masturbate over

*** casually has a pre-modge whilst scrolling through porn hub ***

by Dnbbexx November 24, 2016

Koso mongo

When ones selling a air Conditioning unit out of a Vauxhall Vectra and is pretty dumb

Russ stop been a massive koso mongo

by Joeyboy365 May 14, 2021

Anoushka Modgil (the best)

Anoushka is an absolute firecracker. She is a brave, strong and positive soul. She will fight for you, look after you and smack you in your head when you are being stupid. But she will NEVER EVER leave your side. If you are lucky enough to become friends with Anoushka Modgil- the best you have unlocked the premium package in life. An absolute riot of a person who will love you unconditionally even when things are tough. A wholehearted genuine human who will make you want to be the best version of yourself. If she ever 'child zones' you then you are FUCKING lucky you are on the Top-tier. She will look after you even better than your actual parents for REAL. She gets you like no one else and she is too understanding and non judgemental that you will be surprised to see people like her even exist. Mind you she is stupid, goofy and hilarious with the most stupidest adventures and upto interesting shenanigans as well. Talking to her/ spending time with her makes you feel like you are part of something COOL.

Imagine you hate some place and want to leave and feel fucking stuck and want to cry - she has the ability to change that and make you excited about every single thing in a snap. That is how powerful her energy is. So if you're lucky enough to have her in your life. Cherish her and just fucking hope that you never lose that.

Anoushka is family.

Anoushka is home.

Anoushka is the BEST.

Example 1:

People: Gosh ! you seems so happy these days whats your secret? Are you high?
Me: Nope. Just friends with Anoushka Modgil (the best).

by SH09 November 24, 2021

Quasi-modo

Someone who fakes having a hunch-back.

Due to a number of infamous "Quasi-modo" individuals were got publicly busted trying to cheat da disability-compensation system, it's a lot harder for da rest of us truly-physically-challenged folks to get approved for benefits, since da examiners and other officials are automatically suspicious of anyone who is not super-obviously injured or impaired.

by QuacksO May 24, 2022

Hot Mongolian

When you have sexual intercourse and contract an STD/STI from an Asian hooker

I should not have had sex with that Asian chick She gave me the Hot Mongolian dick

by Hot Mongolian June 7, 2022

Reverse Mongolian Drill Press

The female partner's shoulders are on the floor, her back is against the front of a couch and her undercarriage is up in the air. The male partner mounts from a standing position, alternating between the pink hole to the stink hole while spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.

Well doctor, La Fawnduh insisted that I give her a Reverse Mongolian Drill Press, and it was wonderful...But I think I sprained my penis.

by Miya P Burns April 15, 2023