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MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.
"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"
by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018
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Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape
I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!
by ry1of6 August 28, 2018
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Mickey flicky doe

The money you get from getting your hustle on.
That trick be gettin my mickey flicky doe!
by Bodene Beets September 22, 2018
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Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop
Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me
by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018
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Mikey

Mikey is the most HONEST guy you'll ever get to know. He is Loyal and will try his best to get you to smile. He's a funny, sweet innocent guy. He is gonna try his best to be successful and be responsible. He is a guy everyone needs. He's very friendly and popular. GET A MIKEY!
Girl: Mikey is so sweet!
Girl's Friend: Duh! He's the most Loyal and sweetest guy ever!
by Keileeh October 13, 2018
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Mickey Baby

A child born of two cast members who met while working for Disney.
Why yes I am a Mickey baby, my parents met at the park in 1975 while working in New Orleans Square.
by pandajoi1 October 22, 2018
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Mikey

Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy
I wish Mikey loved me
by Mikeyismybay October 25, 2018
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