messican

1. Incorrect pronunciation of "Mexican."
Most often used by blacks and Italians.

He's really cute for being a messican.

by Legs (Saintt) December 1, 2006

Bearded Mesquito

The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.

Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"

Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)

Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."

Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."

Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

yahoo messenger

The worst instant messaging service available on the face of the Earth. Known to drop messages, log-out at random times, and somehow confused with more advanced instant messaging services, such as MSN, AIM, and/or AOL.

Hey, I use Yahoo Messenger! I have no life!

by TheVoiceInYourHead April 17, 2008

hot mess

A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.

When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess!"

by JavaJaneOhio November 5, 2010

messy

When something is out of control in a good way

This party is messy!

by Beenie April 15, 2003

mesk

great great man with lots of hidden skills!

that guy looks like mesk!

by lil fred November 10, 2004

Message Board

A place on the internet where dorks can call eachother "pretentious" and "psuedo-intellectual".

douchebag 1:you're so pretentious

douchebag 2:that's just the kind of talk I'd expect from a psuedo-intellectual

by idunno? October 3, 2004