Luke

Luke is the type of guy who presents himself as a rather cheerful bloke, a faithful, hard-working husband and a loving father. A well-rounded man, if you ask me.

But in actual fact, he be a hoe. A two-faced hoe.

"Luke is hoe'ing out again."
"Luke is a cheating scumbag."
"Poor Luke, she put him through so much."

by Shaneeeeen January 4, 2023

Luke

a person who can't read

Luke probably can't read this

by johnathan allen January 22, 2023

Luke

Ginger cunt who hasnt got a soul and likes little kids

You fuckin luke! your going to spend life in prison

by oakie_08 March 8, 2023

Luke

Luke, the definition of Luke is guy with a massive cock, is thicc as f*ck and likes the taste of dick more than your much.

Luke devoured pussy like it’s food.

by 182738393938 March 10, 2023

Luke

Small and petite, usually loves watching Hentai. Borderline Gay. Could be on the spectrum depending on the height of the Luke.

Look at that Luke over there he is so weird. I heard he likes hentai.

by anonymous March 20, 2023

Luke

A cheesy mf who wheres his pajamas to school and has a haircut that makes people think Johnny Test copied him

Shut up Luke

by Bobairo March 20, 2023

Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.

Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke

by shrekussy March 30, 2023