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Long-Dolphin 

A Sex position where it’s a train of oral sex
“Let me hit it in long-dolphin
Long-Dolphin by saladboy1234 February 26, 2021
When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”
“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit
Long Bath by ImSpike March 1, 2021

long lipping 

When a woman wears no underwear; Female equivalent to Free Balling
Kellie was long lipping on a hot day.
long lipping by Master Hexeno April 10, 2021

Long-haired Dictionary 

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language
When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.

Long John Silver's 

A fast food chain that always annoys customers
Long John Silver's is the best.
Long John Silver's by gcollier July 14, 2021

Long Beach, New York

What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
Let’s go out to the Long Beach, New York bars.

Long beach, New York? Every kid is a degenerate