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Man Kitten

When a man's pubes have grown so bushy that you no longer can see his dick.
Damn, that man kitten is real fat!
by LuNaTiCxLiFe February 18, 2021
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kittener

A baby cat, also known as a kitten, that is very cute or that you know personally, usually doing something adorable.
Awww.... look at that kittener!
by fork bomb November 22, 2010
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Butt kittens

Please flush! No one wants to adopt your butt kittens.
by Fuzzybuzzzz April 3, 2022
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Gacha maid kitten

your scrolling through tiktok until a shitty Gacha heat video pops up. You see the same stereotypical pink uwu fluffy short pole dancing pissing maid cat.

Basically, only of these little fuckers usually is short with pink hair. Don’t forget the cat ears, that when magically have been put down turn into wolf ears. Their senpais usually have black hair, shirtless. One alpha scarry broken 2018 magical depressed emo wolf and a blood sucking love vampire. Basically their entire appearance is just Barbie pink. However, Barbie is disgusted that she has to share a colour with a rat.
They wear fake cat paws, and literally have no gender. Wether it’s a boy or a girl, they’re still flat as fuck, yet edits make them have Jupiter tits made by eyes from Gacha club, resized and moved down to their flat breasts.
To spot an uwu kitten, you have to know their habitat and language.
They speak in ~ and ~! Don’t ask why, you’ll know when you see one. Their natural habitat is Gacha life. Because Gacha club wrecked their choices of shirtless. Which then destroyed the community cause when the character was pale as fuck they couldn’t wear a brown shirt.

Behind the little shitty iPad 1st generation they are 5 years old but they refer themselves as 10 to the power of fucking 7243473393498 years old.
Senpai: hey there my little Gacha maid kitten
kitten: o-oh hey senpai~

me: I’m paying for everybodies bleach. *cutely and kawaii kills every single fucking heat kitten*
by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023
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dropped the kitten

to lose sight of your relationship and hurt the heart of a woman
Fuck, I dropped the kitten today, of all days.
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 24, 2024
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Kitten juice

A kitten juice is a little creature that likes to eat cat and horse. It’s also another way of saying pussy juice
by Chloehoey6969 November 9, 2020
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Kitten

The immature form of a cat. it's also called a kitty and they are the most misleading creatures god has ever made. When you see one you'd probably think it's cute, but once it has activated his razor claws and locks on to you,
you'll change your opinion about them. Trust me. You will.
Aahw, look at that little kitten, it looks so adora-

AAAAHH IT HURTS, IT HURTS SO MUCH, TAKE IT OF ME!!!
by Cheesy man 38 October 28, 2017
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