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Koen King

The king of Koen, a small region in Eastern Africa. Wears a magic hat and drinks the semen of virgins.
Tourist #1: Did you see the Koen King?
Tourist #2: Yeah, he drank my semen.
by Mod Hebeee July 14, 2010
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Ocean King

Law Enforcement phonetic pronunciation for alphabet letters, "O" and "K."

Most law enforcement agencies use a phonetic alphabet when using the radio to avoid miscommunication in spelling, very similar to the phonetic alphabet the military uses.
Dispatch, thank's for checking on me, i'll be Ocean King
by bmoreaux87 November 7, 2010
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Glenmoor King

(NOUN) Origin:Fremont CA. Also know as "GK". A male of Glenmoor residency, most commonly known to be white, and to supply themselves with an endless amount of booze, and or types of illegal paraphernalia. Known to wear Sperry's Top Siders, as well as Nike Janoski's, maybe even with such apparel as a polo, khaki pants/shorts, maybe a long with a North Face jacket.

*If ever in need of such person, either follow the trail of pool water that may follow closely behind, or make way to the senior benches*

History:
-For many are in fact a "GK" yet only one is know to have actually BRANDED himself with the so-called title of "GK", which is know to be found on his gluteus maximus, for this is only known by word of mouth. Pictures have surfaced, yet have been kept under extreme surveillance.

-Source of many broken hearts, and well remembered drunken incidents.
For if one was to attend Glenmoor Elementary, he is to be given the title of a Glenmoor King.
by WILDCAT December 3, 2013
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The gyspy king

The gyspy king is back to smash every dosser in the boxing ring and teach them how to box like real men.
The gyspy king is back.
by Tac B November 26, 2019
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King Crimson

King Crimson is a based person that most people don’t like because he can be yhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh.
by Whale Shark Is mentally okay October 17, 2021
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King Shit of Fuck Mountain

noun

1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.

b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:

Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

EXAMPLE B:

Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
by HONKYSAUCE September 9, 2013
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King Charles III

Did you know that king Charles III is the current monarch of the united kingdom?
by Why_tho? September 12, 2022
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