by Jacob\'s Bladduh April 27, 2005
like the worst player to ever be considered in an mvp race ever. career batting average is like .270, strikes out 90 percent of the time, hits .100 something with runners in scoring position, needs to find another hobby besides throwing his back out swinging a piece of wood.
wow that andruw jones guy just hit the ball a mile, i wonder if him going from hitting 30homeruns to hitting 51 homeruns has anything to do with steiroids. . . .
by johnnie o'toole November 22, 2005
A rapper who was originally famous for We Fly High. He is now famous because of Pop Champagne. Jim Jones is amazing.
by Kindahl February 12, 2009
by life.sucks. July 11, 2011
the mofo-ist, jones-ist, mofo in town. mofo Jones is what you can call a mate if they have been a bit crap to you. its a form of friendly insult, the kind of insult that won't upset the other person, but will make them aware of their stupid actions.
so if someone forgot to do something important, you could say "oh no, mofo jones" but only if its a friend, if its someone generally crap then please feel free to use real nasty insults.
by the voice of wisdom January 18, 2008
A term used to describe a person under the thumb from a parent.
Can also be used as a term to describe a person who thinks that they are of Welsh descent, when in actuality are not.
Can also be used as a term to describe a person who thinks that they are of Welsh descent, when in actuality are not.
by smits017 February 10, 2010