Double-Jointed

A smoking circle in which two joints are in rotation.

I bought some rolling papers last night, had friends over and made a double-jointed circle.

by Pantheon__ October 12, 2011

Joink

1. Joking, but in a funnier and goofier way
2. Having sex with a robot/ an android.

Samantha: "Hey John, want to get up to some arson?"

John: "What? No!"
Samantha: "Haha, I'm Joink."

Theo: "Look at that robot, I really want to Joink!"

by Oizys January 6, 2022

Maybe I should join a Church

Maybe I should . It would give me a reason to do something with my life

Maybe I should join a Church

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 1, 2021

Joiner

Term used to describe a stranger who tries to join your line at a club or tries to party with you and your friends.

Omg, did you see that girl? She totally was trying to pretend she was with us in the line. What a joiner!

by Pinkfarida September 6, 2010

Hu Jintao

The president of China....apparently he's the world's 3rd worst dictator. He is known for enforcing online spies & executing roughly 4000 people a year.

Libby-Lib : "I'd rather have Hu chink for president instead of Bush."

Me : "And you liberals claim to be so smart."

Libby-Lib : "We are man! We know the truth behind this country!"

Me : "Have you ever bothered to think that the truth is something you find on your own, and not from others?"

Libby-Lib : "Have you ever bothered to think that what they are saying IS truth?"

Me : "Ugh....someone shut this crybaby up..."

by Dave July 6, 2004

Joink

When u bamboozel somebody

(in cs when enemy walks infront of u and he didnt noticed you so kill him with a knife): JOINK!!!

by joinker March 7, 2019

Jinto

A joint, Doobie etc.

Pass that fuckin jinto there man

by Marmojane March 11, 2015