Joink

Verb - An action that when marked by the exclamation of the word in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers absolute, inarguable, legal ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

For the joink to be valid, the joinker must fully remove the joinked object/subject (oh yes, it is doable, but only the bravest dare even attempt to pull off a subject-joink) from the joinkee. Like between swords in a Devil's Threesome, there must be NO contact between the joinkee and joinked object/subject for the joink to be valid.

"-Gods damn it!
I cherished my dane axe, but I had to forge a new one when my brother came out of nowhere and joyfully exclaimed, "JOINK!" while taking it from my belt before I could react.
Now I can't even axe him to get it back to me!"

by LepraBoy June 10, 2014

Joink

The type of person that when they walk into a room looks huggable. - Key & Peele (on Hot Ones)

He came in looking like a joink and I had to hug him.

by KingGeorgeVI'95 June 26, 2018

joink

To quickly take something away from someone.

I joinked that video game from Eric Johnson.

by Timothy Dancey August 7, 2004

Joink

1. Joking, but in a funnier and goofier way
2. Having sex with a robot/ an android.

Samantha: "Hey John, want to get up to some arson?"

John: "What? No!"
Samantha: "Haha, I'm Joink."

Theo: "Look at that robot, I really want to Joink!"

by Oizys January 6, 2022

Joink

When u bamboozel somebody

(in cs when enemy walks infront of u and he didnt noticed you so kill him with a knife): JOINK!!!

by joinker March 7, 2019

joink

When a girl realises the repulsiveness of the man she is blowing halfway through and decides against having any further physical interaction.

Seagull: Well there she was going down on me and, at the worst time, sobriety hits her and 'joink', she was gone!

by Kenny Evil June 20, 2007

joink

someone who could potentially be hot with a few small changes (a slightly different clothing style, a different haircut, etc you get it)

person 1: "Lowkey Kathrynn is kinda a joink

person 2: "Wait... i see the potential"

person 1: "THATS WHAT IM SAYING"

by Your local hoe ;) November 7, 2024